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Charmed/Buffy Crossover Rp Its All up to the Kids Now
Affiliates	Welcome to It's All Up To The Kids Now. This is a Charmed/Buffy Crossover Roleplay made by Kayla (Tara Lehane) Any questions or comments, PM her or any other Admin. Or place a post in the Q&A Board!	Announcements NEEDED: Children from Buffy Demons&Vampires Civilians

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Topic: First Class New York Escorts (Read 4 times)

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« Result #1 on Sept 2, 2009, 6:40pm »

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Topic: Elite Miami Escorts (Read 2 times)

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« Result #2 on Jul 24, 2009, 3:26am »

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Topic: Great Female Combacks (Read 4 times)

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Great Female Combacks
« Result #3 on Mar 13, 2009, 12:29am »

Man "Haven't we met before?"
Woman "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man "Is this seat empty?"
Woman "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man "Your place or mine?"
Woman "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman "It's in the phone book."

Man "But I don't know your name."
Woman "That's in the phone book too."

Man "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman "I'm a female impersonator."

Man "What sign were you born under?"
Woman "No Parking."

Man "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman "Do not Enter"

Man "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman "Unfertilized"

Man "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"

Man "I know how to please a woman."
Woman "Then please leave me alone."

Man "I want to give myself to you."
Woman "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man "I can tell that you want me."
Woman "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."

Man "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
Woman "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

Man "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman "Sorry, I don't date outside my species.."

Man "Your body is like a temple."
Woman "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman "Yes, but would you stay there?

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Topic: My Lucky Day (Read 1 time)

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My Lucky Day
« Result #4 on Mar 13, 2009, 12:29am »

tell me what you saw that was so bad
tell me all the reasons
why you made me so sad
i wish that i was like you
and i'm sorry that i'm not
at least i still have hope
i guess that's all i've got
[chorus]:
i know you must be happy
thrilled that i'm not there
yet i know that i will make it
make it good for me out here
and soon i will be smiling
everything will be okay
i'll not worry anymore
that will be my lucky day
i wish that you'd seen something
special 'bout me too
that you would think of something else
not just the way i look to you
i don't see what you see
how different can i be
and why does it really matter
i'm just being me
[chorus]:
i know you must be happy
thrilled that i'm not there
yet i know that i will make it
make it good for me out here
and soon i will be smiling
everything will be okay
i'll not worry anymore
that will be my lucky day
i don't see what you see
how different can i be
and why does it really matter
i'm just being me

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Topic: Stirring On Mars (Read 6 times)

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Stirring On Mars
« Result #5 on Mar 13, 2009, 12:28am »

The US finally sent the first manned space mission to Mars. The spacecraft gently touched down and the astronaut descended and tested the atmosphere. Low and behold it was safe for people to breathe. He removed his space suit and exited the spacecraft. He was amazed to find himself in a lush green valley surrounded with beautiful wooded hills. He hiked for some distance and came upon a beautiful little white cottage with a lush green lawn surrounded by a white picket fence like something out of Better Homes and Gardens. He walked up to the front door and found it open.
He walked inside, looked around and hearing noises from the kitchen, he went back there. WOW, to his amazement he saw the most beautiful blonde he had ever seen standing over a large pot on the stove. Inside the pot was a gooey mess that she was stirring with a large spoon. As he watched she kept stirring and stirring.

After a couple hours he finally asked her what she was doing. She replied that she was having a baby. He was quite skeptical but after a couple more hours of stirring she reached down into the gooey mess and pulled out a beautiful baby girl. He told her that was really amazing but that was not the way it was done on Earth.

She asked, "How do you do it on Earth?"

With a twinkle in his eyes he said come on back to the bedroom and I'll show you. After an hour of the wildest sex he had ever experienced he lay back exhausted and lit up a cigarette.

"Well," she said, "where is the baby?"

He said "Oh, that takes nine months."

"Well why did you stop stirring?"

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Topic: A Christmas Fancy (Read 2 times)

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A Christmas Fancy
« Result #6 on Mar 13, 2009, 12:28am »

Early on Christmas Day,
Love, as awake I lay,
And heard the Christmas bells ring sweet and clearly,
My heart stole through the gloom
Into your silent room,
And whispered to your heart, `I love you dearly.'
There, in the dark profound,
Your heart was sleeping sound,
And dreaming some fair dream of summer weather.
At my heart's word it woke,
And, ere the morning broke,
They sang a Christmas carol both together.
Glory to God on high!
Stars of the morning sky,
Sing as ye sang upon the first creation,
When all the Sons of God
Shouted for joy abroad,
And earth was laid upon a sure foundation.
Glory to God again!
Peace and goodwill to men,
And kindly feeling all the wide world over,
Where friends with joy and mirth
Meet round the Christmas hearth,
Or dreams of home the solitary rover.
Glory to God! True hearts,
Lo, now the dark departs,
And morning on the snow-clad hills grows grey.
Oh, may love's dawning light
Kindled from loveless night,
Shine more and more unto the perfect day!
by Robert Fuller Murray

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Topic: Nude Tan (Read 5 times)

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« Result #7 on Mar 13, 2009, 12:28am »

A rather well built woman, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation time sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. The first day she sunbathed, she wore a red bathing suit. However on the second day, she felt a little more adventurous. She slipped out of it in order to get an overall tan figuring that no one could see her way up there. She'd hardly began when she heard someone running up the stairs. She was lying on her stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her rear.

"Excuse me, miss," said a flustered little (out of breath) assistant manager of the hotel. "The Hilton doesn't mind you sunbathing on the roof, but we would very much appreciate you wearing a bathing suit as you did yesterday!"

"What difference does it make", Joan asked rather calmly. "No one can see me up here on the roof and besides, I'm covered with a towel."

"With all due respect, not exactly ma'am," said the embarrassed little man. "You are lying on the dining room skylight."

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Topic: Christmas Love! (Read 2 times)

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Christmas Love!
« Result #8 on Mar 13, 2009, 12:28am »

Is Christmas dying?
Holly that hang from the door is disappearing,
Lights don¡¯t shine so bright.
Christmas goodwill and spirit is hard to be found,
Feeling I¡¯ve found my scrooge.
Is it now that I¡¯ve grown I see a different picture,
Not so tinted in green and gifts.
Santa filling my stocking,
Everything such a dream through a child eyes.
Nativity plays being played at school,
The birth of Christ instilled into our lives.
Life is changing with so many different cultures and beliefs.
Will the true meaning be lost?
When we have people digging a hole with their wallets.
Christmas is not about the biggest present,
Or how much money you¡¯ve spent.
Christmas for me is about love,
Giving it through goodwill, with a smile or just being there.
People may lose faith in religion,
Never lose faith in Christmas,
Christmas is love!

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Topic: Hiding Smokers (Read 5 times)

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Hiding Smokers
« Result #9 on Mar 13, 2009, 12:28am »

Two nuns were in back of the convent smoking cigarettes, when one said,"It's bad enough that we have to sneak out here to smoke, but it really is a problem getting rid of the cigarette butts so Mother Superior doesn't find them."

The second nun said, "I've found a marvelous invention called the condom, which really solves this problem. You just open the packet up, take out the condom, and put the cigarette butt in, roll it up, and dispose of it all later!"

The first nun was quite impressed and asked where she could find them.

"You get them at the drug store, sister, just go and ask the pharmacist for them." The next day the good sister went to the drug store and walked up to the counter. "Good morning, sister," said the pharmacist.

"What can I do for you today?"

"I'd like some condoms, please," said the nun. The pharmacist was a little taken aback, but recovered soon enough and asked,

"How many boxes would you like? There are twelve to a box."

"I'll take six boxes - that should last about a week," she replied.

The pharmacist was truly flabbergasted by this time, and was almost afraid to ask any more questions, but his professionalism prevailed and he asked in a clear voice, "Sister, what size condoms would you like - we have large, extra large, and big liar size."

The sister thought for a minute, and finally said, "I'm not certain, perhaps you could recommend a good size for a Camel."

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Topic: The Girl of My Dream (Read 2 times)

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The Girl of My Dream
« Result #10 on Mar 13, 2009, 12:28am »

The girl of my dream
Have blue sparkling eyes
When I look into em,
I feel like I'm drowning inside
Her fair skins are smooth like milk,
When she soothes lotions all over em,
It tingles me inside
Her hairs are soft as silk,
When I brush my hands through them
I recognize the fragrance of a Love Spell.
A spell so strong, a love so quick,
A heart was taken, a gift was sent,
An angel from heaven came down to me,
On the first day of December,
Filling my Christmas with love and joy
Her every movement so elegant,
Her every blush so heartening,
Her smiles, her smirks,
Like lava of a volcano,
Melts me down so thoroughly from the inside
Her voice resounds through my body
Like a lullaby, she sings me to sleep
The girl of my dream
Samantha Sue Coop Escudero
You are so beautiful

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